Dude called me ANGRY.
translation: you are smart and have a vagina and my brain cant contain those thoughts at the same time.
translation: you are fearless, fierce and fabulous in the articulation of your opinion.It confuses me and I loose my erection
translation: I believe that women dont deserve respect and you have said or done something that challenges that belief.
translation: I need to try to put you back in your place and all I can think of is that you are angry as none of the other attacks apply. or I can think of other attacks, but fear your response as you dont appear afraid of me or other men.
If Dude is BLACK- this is when I remind him of all the racists who have attacked black men in the same way, Uppity Niggers, who forgot their place. Uppity Nigger is to Racism what Angry Bitch is to sexism. (SAT flash back, sorry)
If Dude is white- this is when I call upon the ancestors. That long line of UPPITY NEGRESSES from I descend. I call upon them and unleash their fury and rage. and step over what ever is left when I am done. (shoes need love too)
who am I fooling.. Dude gets it no matter what.